May 2010
56 posts
Today, I awoke at 2am from a nightmare, screaming. I dreamt my ex boyfriend was stalking me. I got up to get a drink, and screamed again. I saw my ex boyfriend looking through my window. FML
“The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering.”
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Ben Okri (via fuckyeahhappy)
Rock N Roll, Ben Okri. \m/ Whoever you are.
“I love the rumor that I have a penis. I’m fascinated by it. In fact, it makes me love my fans even more that this rumor is in the world because 17,000 of them come to an arena every night and they don’t care if I’m a man, a woman, a hermaphrodite, gay, straight, transgendered, or transsexual. They don’t care! They are there for the music and the freedom. This has been the greatest accomplishment of my life — to get young people to throw away what society has taught them is wrong. Gay culture is at the very essence of who I am and I will fight for women and for the gay community until I die.”
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Lady Gaga (via melissa-the-great, lkay) (via sugarspiceandeverythingvice) (via littleredhead) (via chloelinley) (via inothernews) (via dorkvader)
The person who started the rumor is eternally stupid.
=))))))
Today, my wife and I had sex for the first time in a month. It lasted 2 minutes. Afterwards, she said “Ugh. This is why we only have sex once a month.” I lasted only 2 minutes because we only have sex once a month. FML
HI BABY!
Watching Spongebob is a lot more fun with a bottle of beer.
A flipped coin will land in the same position it started 51 percent of the time.
A tip from Two-Face.
LOL. I sense a new fetish uprising.
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Happens to everyone.
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house and took a massive, messy dump. I then realized I’d left the toilet paper in the car. FML
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